ï First look at Helena Bonham Carter in Terminator: Salvation. That look is a step up from her usual fashions, to be sure. (Yeeeah!)
ï How do you get over being denied when trying to adopt a Malawian orphan? If you're Madonna, you grab some random man candy and bang him retarded. (Anything Hollywood)
ï Robert Downey Jr. wearing some heels Carrie and Samantha and the girls would die for! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Can Nicole Kidman's dusty, cobwebby, Botox-rigid uterus sustain human life a second time? Signs point to yes. (CelebWarship)
ï Kendra Wilkinson had to recently be taught how to use a stamp. She was told, "You just lick it, honey," and all was clear. (The Blemish)
ï You best do some bicep curls before picking up the new issue of Love magazine. It features pictures of Kelly Brook, and her cleavage is so hefty you may just pull something. Like your wiener! Wocka wocka! (Daily Stab)
ï Jessica Simpson was dropped from her country label. That makes her one step closer to doing porn. Eeeeeeexcellent. (Fatback)
