- American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
Katharin McPhee Bikini
- Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
- Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is rumored to be brain dead. Just another reason strapping sticks to your feet and sliding down an icy mountain is a preposterous notion. Dang, but this is sad. (Celeb Warship)
- Tiny Smurfling Christina Ricci is engaged to freaky beanpole Owen Benjamin. Their children will be . . . average? (Pop on the Pop)
- And apparently, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are engaged. We . . . have . . . nothing to say about that? (Yeeeah!)
- Furthermore, crack baby Bijou Phillips is engaged to long-term boyfriend Danny Masterson. Because who wouldn’t want to marry a girl you can call “Beej”? (Daily Stab)
- Charlize Theron uses her hand as a brassiere. Good job! Now use ‘em as a jockstrap, baby. (Cityrag)
- Kate Moss’s gigundo nipple muscles its way into a photo shoot. Because it is an autonomous being, with its own brain, emotions, and soul. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Porn star Sasha Grey celebrates her 21rst birthday. With Billy Corgan. The world is a vampire. (PopPorn)
- Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photo shoot. If they got married, she could be Kim Kardashian Bush. Hahahaha. (Anything Hollywood)
