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  • American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)

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    Katharin McPhee Bikini

  • Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
  • Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is rumored to be brain dead. Just another reason strapping sticks to your feet and sliding down an icy mountain is a preposterous notion. Dang, but this is sad. (Celeb Warship)
  • Tiny Smurfling Christina Ricci is engaged to freaky beanpole Owen Benjamin. Their children will be . . . average? (Pop on the Pop)
  • And apparently, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are engaged. We . . . have . . . nothing to say about that? (Yeeeah!)
  • Furthermore, crack baby Bijou Phillips is engaged to long-term boyfriend Danny Masterson. Because who wouldn’t want to marry a girl you can call “Beej”? (Daily Stab)
  • Charlize Theron uses her hand as a brassiere. Good job! Now use ‘em as a jockstrap, baby. (Cityrag)
  • Kate Moss’s gigundo nipple muscles its way into a photo shoot. Because it is an autonomous being, with its own brain, emotions, and soul. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Porn star Sasha Grey celebrates her 21rst birthday. With Billy Corgan. The world is a vampire. (PopPorn)
  • Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photo shoot. If they got married, she could be Kim Kardashian Bush. Hahahaha. (Anything Hollywood)

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