CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny

American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
Katharin McPhee Bikini
Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is rumored to be brain dead. Just another reason strapping sticks to your feet and sliding down an icy mountain is a preposterous notion. Dang, but this is sad. (Celeb Warship)
Tiny Smurfling Christina Ricci is engaged to freaky beanpole Owen Benjamin. Their children will be . . . average? (Pop on the Pop)
And apparently, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are engaged. We . . . have . . . nothing to say about that? (Yeeeah!)
Furthermore, crack baby Bijou Phillips is engaged to long-term boyfriend Danny Masterson. Because who wouldn’t want to marry a girl you can call “Beej”? (Daily Stab)
Charlize Theron uses her hand as a brassiere. Good job! Now use ‘em as a jockstrap, baby. (Cityrag)
Kate Moss’s gigundo nipple muscles its way into a photo shoot. Because it is an autonomous being, with its own brain, emotions, and soul. (Drunken Stepfather)
Porn star Sasha Grey celebrates her 21rst birthday. With Billy Corgan. The world is a vampire. (PopPorn)
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photo shoot. If they got married, she could be Kim Kardashian Bush. Hahahaha. (Anything Hollywood)