Part of an ongoing, helpful series in which we lend a friendly helping hand and brainstorm Halloween costume ideas, so you don't have to!
Step 1: Wax or shave chest. Women may skip ahead to Step 3.
Step 2: Apply bronzer liberally all over entire body.
Step 3: Pillage local thrift shop or wacky uncle's closet. Procure Jamz shorts, preferably clamdigger style.
Step 4: Insert toothbrush into mouth, roam around on Pacific Coast Highway.
All done. You're Matthew McConaughey! Truly chilling!
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