It seems that the denizens of Hollywood have grown skittish in the tsunami-like wake of Tropical Storm TomKat. Honestly, not much is going on today. Well, Lindsay Lohan's entire family are w.t. jailbirds, and Hermes are not only purveyors of obscenely overpriced purses, they are total fucking Oprah-hating racists. But where are the illegitimate babies, the Bacchanalian homosexual orgies? Guess it's time to bring you this meaty, pink-in-the-middle morsel we've been sitting on for a while. We've been waiting for a special time to pull it out, and a disgustingly hot and utterly dull Friday morning is as good a time as any. Read on.
This renowned sex bomb/reality show star is the kind of broad every girl wants to be and every guy wants to bone. One may think this golden girl's got it all, but apparently, there is one very hidden, very special area on her otherwise flawless form that was beyond the scope of what mere dieting, exercise, and self-tanner could accomplish . . . some women surprise their husbands on their wedding night with some frilly little lacy underoos. Some pop in porn, some bust out the whipped cream. But this babe gave her new husband something to sing about with the most touching wedding gift of all: vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
Hint: it's NOT Shanna Moakler. (But you can still see pretty naked pictures of her at MrSkin.com.)
