Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)- Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
- And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
- Amy Winehouse has allegedly been dating George Foreman’s son. Which son? We’re betting George. (our own personal gossip grillmaster Female First)
- Vikki Blows has a naked 2010 calendar out. Vikki Blows. That’s a real pretty name. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
- Jenna Fischer in a bikini. Pam, you little minx. (Mr. Skin)
- Meghan McCain posts her big, bountiful, beautiful, amazing, gravity-defying, stupendous, gut-stabbingly, hair-chewingly, self-immolatingly enormous cleavage on Twitter; idiots cry “slut!” (Daily Stab)
- Fergie will release her own vanity fragrance. It will smell like a meth lab and soiled culottes. (Faded Youth)
- Halle Berry wore a very revealing dress to a fundraiser and she looks OK, we guess. If you like perfect faces and flawless bodies. Whatever. (Cityrag)
- Jon and Kate Plus 8 has been canceled. Oh, God. We’re so sad. How will we ever live. Someone pass a goblet so we may fill it with tears. (Fatback)
- Khloe Kardashian wants to get pregnant, but only if she can be “a skinny pregnant person”. Nothing says sexy like low birth weight and developmental disabilities! (The Blemish)
- Jessica Simpson was offered a brain sandwich. She should have taken it. (Yeeeah!)
- Why don’t you follow us on Twitter? Whaddaya, retahded or somethin’?
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Psh, yeah Republicans, that’s really gonna help your reputation as a bunch of closeted bathrooom gloryhole loving homosexuals.