CNW Junk Drawer: Tumbleweaves

That’s Britney’s weave, not the back of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head, FYI.
John Edwards, you are the father. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart are back together. Their hearts are held together by love. And their groins are forever linked by the human papilloma virus. (Fatback)
Channing Tatum was a stripper. A stripper who grinded (ground?) to ’90s lovemaking jams in comically oversized clothing. (Yeeeah!)
Kat Von D models her own tattoo concealer. Megan Fox, take note. (The Superficial)
Kendra Wilkinson is having a baby boy. We . . . have nothing snarky to say about that? OK. (The Blemish)
Pink gets a boob groped by a kangaroo. You heard me. (Allie)

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