Ashlee Simpson Nude on Melrose

CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian

Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead and the Half Blood Bong: Daniel Radcliffe gets boke. (Yeeeah!)
Ashlee Simpson nude on Melrose Place. Yeah, because the CW is known for their explicit shots of taints. Riigght. Still not watching, turkeys! (Hollywood Gossip)
Stripper lady is all, “Sorry I fucked your husband and then told everybody, Fergie.” (Allie Is Wired)
8 babies aren’t the only thing Jon Gosselin can make. He can also make sex tapes, and a mean post-nasal coke drip. (The Blemish)
Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” on Gossip Girl. This is just like the time Whitney Houston was on Silver Spoons! (Amy Grindhouse)
Rebecca Gayheart admits she has a child in her child-killing womb. (S? O! WTF?)
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