Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)- Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
- But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for funsies. (Celebitchy)
- Oprah is quitting her show. Who cares. She’s probably also leaving Chicago. TRAITOR! (Litely Salted)
- Kate Moss says that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. She’s obviously never had an authentic West Virginia pepperoni roll. (Celebrity Milkshake)
- Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning share a girl-girl kiss in The Runaways. Hello, Daddy. Hello, Mom. (PopCrunch)
- Dawson’s getting divorced! James Van Der Beek says to wife Heather McComb, “I don’t want . . . yer wife.” (BuzzHollywood)
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