CNW Junk Drawer: “I Still Love Her, But She’s Retarded”
Published
October 8, 2009
Nicole Kidman. Touch her and she will not flinch. Cut her and she will not bleed. She is Terminator Barbie. Botox syringe sold separately. (D-listed)- Tila Tequila threatens suicide. On Twitter, so you know she means business. (Yeeeah!)
- Guy Ritchie says Madonna is “retarded”. You forgot “dummy” and “dipstick” and “diarrhea breath”, Guy. (Us Weekly)
- Mischa Barton fears she’ll never work again. Not with that skank-ass scrubbly weave you won’t. BURN! (Faded Youth)
- Video of the Jayde Nicole/Brody Jenner/Joe Francis bar fight. Joe drags Jayde across the floor by her hair, which comes as a complete shock to us because we thought he was a giving and nurturing gentleman who loved and respected women. (RadarOnline)
- Hell hath no fury like a Suri Cruise denied her JP Licks. (CeleBitchy)
- Katie Price attacks the paps with an umbrella. Nice try, but Britney did it first, better, and balder, trick. (Anything Hollywood)
- Hilary Swank’s boyfriend’s 6-year-old son sees her boobs daily. (Mr. Skin)
- Lady Gaga video, before she was Gaga’ed out. Aw, look. It’s Meadow Soprano. (Amy Grindhouse)
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