I am so, like, bummed today. I spent all day working on a mix tape for Jordan Catalano, because I know if I just do some little thing or whatever he'll think I'm cool and want to be my boyfriend and make out with me under the science wing stairwell and life will just be perfect. But then I realized that it would never be good enough, because he likes like The Ramones and Archers of Loaf and stuff and my mom is so mean she'll only buy me lame CDs like Frente! and The Lemonheads and that will never impress Jordan Catalano, because he is so . . . so Jordan Catalano, and he's so cool and whatever and he'll never love me. So I just gave up on the mix tape and decided to show him my nipples instead.
Ohmigod, Claire, I don't know if you know this, but I Don't Like You in that Way can see right through your shirt!
Claire is naked for real at MrSkin.com.
