Cisco Adler loves his balls, and he doesn't care what all y'all bitches say about them. Mostly because he knows he could slap you in the face with his saggy scrotum from a standing position. Oh, and Mischa didn't dump him. She loves his dangly donuts.
Cisco discussed "Ballgate" (ho ho, you're so clever, Cis) with The New York Observer:
Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least. I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.Paris' shit got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there. That's Paris Hilton to you.
I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.'
So exposed twenty-inch testes in 2001=rock 'n' roll. But displaying your yardstick yams in 2007=totally uncool and worthy of a freakout. Yeah, that makes sense. We knew that there was quite a large gap in the Mischa to Cisco hotness ratio, but we didn't know that that translated to a severe case of the pussy whips. Way to brandish the leash, Misch.
Mischa is much sexier than her boyfriend at MrSkin.com.
