Cindy Crawford is from De Kalb, IL, and says that in high school she had a job shucking corn. Which must be the reason she's so skilled at shucking other things. Like her bikini top. Would you like to sink your teeth into Cindy's buttery kernels? Stick your prongs into her cob? Uh . . . take a . . . Halloween tour through . . . her. . . corn maze? Clicky past our cut.
We realize that there is someone lying next to Cindy which accounts for the fact that she looks as if she's sporting four legs and three arms. But we prefer to believe that Cindy's all-consuming hotness is so powerful that she's turned into a many-armed goddess of sexiness. A many-limbed Vishnu, if Vishnu shilled for Pepsi and had a big raisin on his upper lip and a really nice rack.
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