Chyna Smash!

Former wrestler and present Surreal Life star Joanie "Chyna" Laurer was arrested last week after beating up her boyfriend. Don't make Chyna angry. You won't like her when she's angry.

If seeing Chyna's mini-dong in the epic 1 Night in China wasn't enough to convince you that we weren't exactly dealing with the most delicate of blossoms! No word yet on whether or not the boyfriend in question is Sean Waltman, her schtup tape costar, but a friend of Chyna's spills a few scant beans to Page Six, "They got into a fight, it got heated and she beat him up. She was arrested. She feels pretty bad about it."