A member of Fall Out Boy got arrested. And no, it’s wasn’t Pete Wentz for hoodie abuse. It was singer Patrick Stump. TMZ says that he was popped around midnight in Beverly Hills for driving without a license, posted $15,000 bail, and was released. We just look at this picture and this story and think: really, music world? This is the best you can do for the youth of today? Why, back in our day our rock stars had names like FREDDIE MERCURY and NIKKI SIXX and they got arrested for things like burning down an entire mid-sized city after an 18-day huffing bender. This guy’s name is PATRICK STUMP and he looks like he should be wearing a white shirt and tie, riding a bike and telling you about the Book of Mormon.
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Maybe he’s in training. Commit a non-violent, non-drug related crime to get the feel of things before going all out and getting nailed for transporting 15 kilos of blow and two 17 year old cheerleaders between the cheeks of his ass while driving 250 MPH in a 15 MPH school zone and shooting off a RPG in one hand and a mini-cannon in the other.
You can’t become a rock star criminal overnight. It takes practice. Even Dillinger needed tutoring.