When people get cancer, it's sad. When famous hot ladies get cancer in their titty parts, it's even sadder. Why, God, why? Lovely and charming actress Christina Applegate is unfortunately afflicted with breast cancer, but she'll be fine. Her rep issued this statement:
"Benefitting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery."
Warm wishes to our beloved Ms. Applegate for a speedy recovery. But we still raise an anguished fist to the heavens and ask why? Why, of all the body parts of all the people in the world, did this tumor pick Christina's flawless breast? Why couldn't it have chosen Paris Hilton's ass flap? Then she can get it cut off and insurance will pay for it. And we all win. Yaaaayyy!
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