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Christina Applegate Afraid of Becoming Unintentional Flasher

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Atop our celeb love list? Cate Blanchett, a couple of chicks named Moore (Julianne and Mandy), Amy Adams, Isla Fisher. They are the untouchables. And we think we're going to jump on the bandwagon of People magazine and add Christina Applegate to that list. She's funny! She's beautiful! She survived cancer! Yay! But in addition to all of those wonderful things, she's afraid of her boobies flopping out in public. According to WENN:

Christina Applegate is terrified her reconstructed breasts will pop out of her dress whenever she's at red carpet events, because she can't feel them.

The actress underwent a double mastectomy last year after she was diagnosed with breast cancer, and she had her breasts rebuilt and implants fitted.

Applegate is happy with her new bust, telling People.com, "I don't need to wear a bra. They don't hang down to my knees like they did before. They're pretty solid."

But she admits she's constantly terrified she's exposing herself: "The numbness is strange. I can't feel anything. I don't know if they're hanging out in clothes, so I need someone to make sure they're under wraps."

Though she wasn't into flinging the real things around when she had them, we get the impression that Christina would be pretty OK with such an unintentional unbaring. NBD, it's just a tit. But this raises an interesting question: Is a completely reconstructed boob really a boob? The way Christina talks about them, they sound a bit more like a handbag than a piece of anatomy.

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3 Comments

  1. LiverpoolLadiesLeague
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    To answer the ? NO a reconstructed boob is a poob "plastic>boob".
    It is for all intense purposes false because there is no feeling/sensitivity present therefore no pleasure to be had. If your really stoic about it, like some neo-facists sappho groups, cannot feed a newborn therefore 'not the boob'.

  2. Posted May 1, 2009 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Of course they're real. She has the pink slip!

  3. LLemon@30rockplz.com
    Posted May 2, 2009 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    NOT real BOOBS!

    YES she has the pink slip but thats farther south learn anatomy of women or better yet get out of the basement more.

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