Granted, we weren't really geniuses of physics during our high school years, but how is this possible? How is it possible that Christina Aguilera appears to have shunned any and all unmentionables, and yet
1. Her big old blammos are still perched, unmoving, on her chest like two prized deer heads
2. She's wearing gray and the flash could not penetrate the cotton-rayon blend enough to show more than a suggestion of nipple, while Lindsay Lohan wears black and you can pretty much draw a relief map of her areolae?
The only possible answer is witchcraft, sorcery, or possibly hoodoo.
If you squint hard enough–or actually, not hard at all–Xtina's torso under that gray dress kind of looks like a face. Maybe if Christina ever loses her singing talent, she can take this physical anomaly on the road and set the world alight with magical torso puppetry. S'alright? S'alright.
More sheer Aguilera here.
Aguiluscious! At MrSkin.com.
