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Christina Aguilera and Hubby Reenact Showgirls Pool Scene; Disgust the Elderly

christina-aguilera-paselect4.jpgThe coolest thing about being a totally in-your-face rock star is freakin' out the square, am I right or am I right, people? Christina Aguilera sure as hell knows what we're talking about–apparently, she's got all the fogies in her neighborhood shaking their colostomy bags with ire because she and monkey-man husband Jordan Bratman insist on enjoying extremely loud naked lust sessions in their backyard pool. An irritated neighbor complained to Star:

ìThey donít just splash around ó they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. Weíre happy that theyíre happy, but we wish theyíd keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they donít like noise after the dinner hour.î

Although it's no Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Scream with Sensual Ecstasy in the Wilds of Africa, it's a nice display of connubial passion, to be sure. Though it's a bummer that their game of Marco Hole-o is causing the elderly to have trouble digesting their liver and onions during Empty Nest reruns. It's like Cocoon, in reverse.

Christina is NAKED at MrSkin.com.

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