Christina Aguilera Trills a Tune of Oral

Christina Aguilera recently claimed that she recorded a groany, gaspy paean to oral sex entitled "Fuck You, Suck You", but despite producer Linda Perry's pleas, she will never release it. Xtina, if modern music has taught us anything, it's that anything you drunkenly record as a joke will end up being a huge hit. Two words: My Humps!

Speaking at the Grammy Awards, she said:

"We recorded it one night over whiskey in the studio. It's completely breathy. Linda wanted to put it out under someone else's name. But I play it when I have my friends over when we've had one too many and start rolling around the floor with each other."

So not only did Christina get completely hosed on JD and hit the studio to record moans and slurpy noises into a mic while the 4 Non Blondes lady egged her on, she willingly busts out said moany slurps after inviting a passel of saucy, scantily-clad lady friends over for cocktails, pillow fights, and jiggly, giggly floor-rolling. Hey, Dad, remember when you found that copy of Penthouse Forum and you sat us down and said that it was all fiction and nothing like that ever happens in real life? Christina Aguilera just faced you, Dad. She faced you so hard.

Christina gets triple X sexy at MrSkin.com.