After yesterday's seemingly endless onslaught of topless supermodels, today seems like a total letdown. Then again, after a one-two knockout of Klum/Crawford boobs, anything short of Gisele's labes pressed against our monitor is a drag. So here. Here, enjoy this vintage David LaChapelle shoot of naked Christina Aguilera, undies-clad Pamela Anderson, and a bunch of other people that's making the e-rounds this morning. We're assuming they're styling this to ape Andy Warhol's Factory, but to our knowledge, none of the Factory regulars in 1965 had silicone breast implants the size of tetherballs. After the cut, Christina's soup cans!
We're fairly sure you didn't wake up this morning and think you'd be starting off your day looking at a naked lady in a do-rag sitting on a Hazmat barrel, did you? But hey, at the Celeb News Wires you can expect the unexpected.
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