Tabloids are up in arms about Suri Cruise being allowed to imbibe nothing aside from a curious concoction they call "barley water". Frankly, we think people should be more concerned about the dietary habits of Christina Aguilera's spawn, tiny Max Liron Bratman.
Not only were his first days on Earth marred by having a crowd of cooing strangers gawking at his ding dong being trimmed while genital balloons bobbled overhead, his first outer utero meal was a giant mouthful of polysiloxane road-mapped in ropey blue veins. Mmm mmm mmm! Toasty!
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Check out Aguilera's pre-birth suck sacks at MrSkin.com.
