Aguilera! She of the Pennywise makeup and permasneer! Every single thing she does oozes with blow-up doll sex appeal. She even makes ceremonial removal of the foreskin off her baby's wiener totally hot. The other day, she told Ryan Seacrest:
"I'm not Jewish, my husband is. I really had no idea about the bris. It was a very sweet experience. We had a lot of close friends come over and experience the bris with us. But we're such a non-conventional couple – we put penis balloons up everywhere!"
An auspicious start to one's life, to be sure. For little Max's bar mitzvah, he'll be getting two call girls and a double-donged dildo from his grandparents. Mazel tov, kiddo.
And since discussing infant ding-dongs isn't very sexy, here's Christina Aguilera at a CD signing at Breast Buy. Whoops, sorry. We obviously meant Breast Buy. Ahem! Breast Buy. Oh, stop laughing. You know what we really meant, which is Breast Buy. OK, we can't milk that joke any longer. Zing-a-zing-zang!
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She can inflict excrutiating and unneccesary pain on her baby, and say it was *sweet*? Some people seriously should not be allowed to breed.
*Unnecessary*.
Angry typo.