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Christina Milian Is Now Christina The Dream

christina_milian_the_dreamChristina Milian married The Dream last week in a secret ceremony in Las Vegas. This story is everywhere so we thought we should write about it but the truth is we don’t know who Christina Milian or The Dream are. But we should all be so lucky as to find a mate with such a moniker. Whose parents could object to their daughter marrying The Dream? Mazel tov, and may you all find love with people named The Coolest and #1 Awesome Asskicker and Giant Penis Jones.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted September 9, 2009 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    I believe they’re musicians, but I could be wrong. The way Hollywood is these days, you could be a busboy that gets accidentally photoed with Heidi Montag’s entourage and suddenly you have a five picture deal and linked with Megan Fox and Christina Ricci. Is the joint THAT shallow? (Don’t answer that. I rather not know.)

  2. Bobby Weird
    Posted September 9, 2009 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    That fool totally ripped off The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes.

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