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Christian Bale and Lindsay Lohan Are Calm Submissives

Christian_Bale_rant.jpgWe’re slightly late on this one, but when it comes to movie stars throwing conniptions bigger and scarier than Cisco Adler’s nuts, it’s better late than never. Last July, handsome hothead Christian Bale reportedly threw a hissy fit on the set of Terminator 4 when the director of photography, Shane Hurlbut, accidentally walked into the shot. Seeing how Bale sucker punched his sister and mother, yelling at a DP isn’t such a stretch. At long last, the audio of this incident finally leaked. Joy!

No word on whether or not this pretty prima donna stomped on his tiara and threw his princess tea set across the room after his verbal dressing-down. But speaking of tiny squalling babies, Lindsay Lohan allegedly pulled a Bale of her own at an airport on Saturday. According to our personal gossip travel agent, Female First:

Lindsay Lohan caused a scene when she unable to travel first class on a recent flight. The ‘Mean Girls’ actress was reportedly incensed when she was told there were no first class seats available on the overcrowded flight from Tampa, Florida, to Los Angeles on Saturday, and immediately began shouting.

According to a FOX News source, fellow passengers laughed as Lindsay “stomped around and told a friend she was with, ‘You’d better come and visit me back there in case I die.’ “

Unfortunately, Lohan’s fears were realized as she was herded back to coach and after suffering the indignity of not being offered complimentary champagne, was immediately chafed to death by the scratchy, unsatisfactory nap of the too-small seat. Rest in peace, little firecrotch.

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2 Comments

  1. festie
    Posted February 3, 2009 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    man, that was just like dirk digglers limp-dicked cocaine fueled melt down towards the end of boogie nights. what a fucking prick.id like to see him and russel crowe fight for a role in a movie.

  2. Nickybee
    Posted February 5, 2009 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    ??? What an idiot. I have now put him on my list of "Films to avoid when this asshole is playing in it…", together with Tom Cruise & John Travolta…

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