You think that Sunday and Levi are names worthy of getting a kid 's teeth knocked out behind the jungle gym? Wait till you meet little Chewy Martin. Luckily his parents won't have any trouble understanding his strange language, as to them names and words and such are nothing but noises. The San Francisco Chronicle reports on Chris Martin's baby-name theory:
Coldplay rocker Chris Martin is sticking up for celebrities with unusually named children, insisting names are "just noises."Martin and his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, delved deep into the baby name book to hand their 2-year-old son the Biblically themed Moses, after giving daughter Apple, 4, a fruity moniker.
But the singer insists there's nothing odd about choosing a unique name.
He tells Blender magazine, "People make a big fuss over names. Names of babies, names of albums, names of bands.
"There's nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that's what you want to call your baby. It's no stranger than Sarah.
"A name is just a noise, and, if you like it, then [bleep] what everyone else says."
Thanks for the idea, Chris. We just found this really sweet size 2T head-to-toe fur snowsuit, but we weren't sure what infant on earth would be worthy of such couture. But now that Chris has so helpfully chosen the perfect baby name for us, we better get to procreatin'!
