Remember when Chris Brown beat the crud out of Rihanna? What a asshole! Well, yesterday he was sentenced. Paris Hilton drove without a license once and was in jail for two weeks. Chris Brown made his girlfriend's head blow up like a basketball and he gets to do some light gardening. TMZ says:
Chris Brown has copped a plea in his assault case. He won't do jail time, but he will spend 6 months doing things like road cleanup. He's also been ordered to stay 50 yards clear of Rihanna.
He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.
He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He'll get supervised probation. He'll have to come back to court every three months.
Stars doing dirty jobs is always awesome, so we have to admit, seeing the multi-millionaire singer of "Kissy Kissy" wearing orange and scraping opossums off the highway would be pretty funny. Like the time we saw Boy George mopping, only with more flies.
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Justice for sale!
Celebrities always get off easy when it comes to breaking the law. O.J. Simpson got away with murder, Michael Jackson got away with molesting children and now Chris Brown gets away with beating up Rihanna. He should've went to jail. He could've got a taste of his own medicine. Somebody would've beat the shit out of him in prison. Now we'll never have those bruised face pictures like the ones of Rihanna.