We're going to preface this by saying that if every supposed celebrity sex tape we heard rumors about were real, your celebrity-sex-tape collection would rival any "brought to you by Judd Apatow" movie collection in hugeness. But whatevs. You might get to see Chris Brown giving Rihanna a different kind of pounding. As in, with his penis. Says Star:
The leaked police photo of Rihanna's battered face stunned and horrified the world. But now Star has learned that the pop princess worries that other shocking images could go public ó wild sex tapes of her with abusive boyfriend Chris Brown!In the March 30 issue of Star ó on sale now ó we report that Rihanna allowed Chris to record some of their, um, intimate moments and ó she worries that the racy tapes could ruin her ó especially after seeing how quickly Chris turned on her once before.
"Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality," a source tells Star. "But she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out!"
Insiders say Rihanna is still emotionally fragile and vulnerable since the Feb. 8 assault that left her nearly unconscious.
"This whole beating incident is terribly humiliating for her. She's already traumatized and will do anything to make it all go away as quickly as possible," explains the insider.
Generally we're into the idea of celebrity sex tapes. We've seen offerings from both Chyna and Screech, so you know we're committed (or maybe that is should be committed). But we don't like the idea of seeing a Chris Brown/Rihanna sex tape. We think the experience would be icky, kind of like seeing two crackheads making out in the back of a public bus. Sure, you would be seeing Rihanna's tits, but you'd know what her future held and you'd just want to yell, "No, Rihanna, no! Don't go in the basement!" But she's gonna go in the basement. Doomed.
