Mismatched couples have been the stuff of cinematic legend for years. Just look at Beauty and the Beast. Or Last Tango in Paris. But usually, Hollywood matchups make sense. Brangelina makes sense. Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey makes sense. But there are two new couples that leave us scratching our heads and pulling your finger. The first, from Page Six:
NEW couple alert: Jason Segal from CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother” had Chloe Sevigny of HBO’s “Big Love” on his arm during the HBO Emmy party in West Hollywood Sunday night. The duo drank Moët & Chandon champagne and ate Godiva chocolates and then “went outside together to smoke.” After they left the party together, another source spotted them “kissing and standing arm in arm” while waiting for their valet.
Thanks for that, Page Six, we’ll expect a nice fat check from Moet and Godiva any day now. And the next totally freakbag celeb couple, courtesy of our own personal gossip Patty Stanger, Female First,
Hayden Panettiere has sparked rumours she is dating ‘Entourage’ star Kevin Connolly.
The 20-year-old actress attracted attention on Sunday evening after spending the whole of the HBO Emmy Awards party holding hands and enjoying an intimate conversation with the 35-year-old actor.
A source is quoted as saying: “They were there to hang out together and stayed for hours until well after midnight. Kevin only left Hayden’s side towards the end of the night when he wanted to chat with someone at another table.”
This pairing makes a lot more sense, actually. Hayden can’t seem to be attracted to men who couldn’t conceivably have fathered her. And Kevin finally found the one woman in the greater Los Angeles area shorter than him. We heard their first date was sailing across a puddle on a leaf, Rescuers style, before having an enchanted picnic on a toadstool.
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Hey, don’t look at me. I can’t get a woman myself and I’m just as ugly as the creeps scoring the hot chicks out there. (Only wish I was joking.)