Have you ever watched The Hills (in which case, hey man, we've fallen in that trap before too; deepest sympathies) and thought to yourself, "What the hell is going on here? It's just a bunch of skinny bitches crying all the time. Why doesn't anything ever happen on this show?" If so, Charlize Theron knows your pain. She's been there, been confused by that too. An excerpt from her recent interview with MTV:
MTV: Charlize, you and I have discussed "The Hills" a couple times.Theron: Yes, you belittled me on television. They were like, "Who's the fucking nana on the TV show who's never seen 'The Hills'?!?"
MTV: I never called you a nana.
Theron: Well, the kids now think I'm a nana, thanks to you.
MTV: You have said that you are now up on "The Hills," so I have a question: Do you think Lo is treating Audrina fairly?
Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at the time, so I watched them in a couple languages. I realized that this fucking show is huge. Now I'm going to ask you a question: Why?
MTV: Why what?
Theron: Why is it so big? It's about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that "Reindeer Games" was a piece of shit. That's totally fine. But "The Hills" is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I'll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more.
Oooh, oooh, we love getting opportunities like this. Charlize, Reindeer Games was a piece of shit. Oh, and Sweet November too. And we didn't see Mighty Joe Young, but we can pretty much guess that was a piece of shit too. But you were really good on Arrested Development. We liked that. And you have shiny hair. And you're really pretty. Will you still be our friend? Please? Sweet November wasn't your fault. Keanu is an acting albatross. No one can get over that weight. Did we mention you're really pretty?
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