Ah, the sacred covenant of marriage. Eva and Tony did it. Katie and Tom did it. And now, Charlize Theron and actor Stuart Townshend have done it. In the magical land of make-believe! The pair wore matching wedding bands at the Toronto Film Festival, and Townshend told the press:
"I didn't do a church wedding or anything, but we're married. We're husband and wife. We love each other and we want to spend our lives together. We didn't have a ceremony, I don't need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there's no big official story on a wedding, but we are married … I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband."
That's cool. We consider chocolate cake with buttercreme frosting to be a nutritious vegetable packed with minerals and antioxidants. Does that make it so? Yes. Yes it does. We don't need a fancy blessing from a "nutritionist". The fact that our cholesterol is 332 is just a "technicality". We don't buy into your authoritative patriarchal "rules", man.
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