Charlize Theron Ready to Bust Out the Polident

Wonder what Charlize Theron's been busying herself with recently? Oh, not much. Just withering like a crone and watching her formerly plump and ripe breasts turn into walnuts lying at the bottom of two ancient plastic grocery bags. She recently admitted:

"I'm 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You get wisdom too, so it's not all bad. But you can't really do anything about aging."

Tell that to Debbie Harry, girlfriend. If you had any sort of self-respect, you'd be overseas hunting down various sundry pregnant farm animals, snatching their placentas, and rolling in them.