When we heard that Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller, gave birth to twin boys on Saturday, we were like, "Hahahaha, Charlie Sheen is a dad? Get out of town." Then we realized that he already has three kids. Suffer the little children. US Weekly has the bare minimum of info:
Charlie Sheen and his wife, real estate investor Brooke Mueller, welcomed twin boys — Bob and Max — Saturday in Los Angeles.
The new arrivals are the couple's first children together.
It's kind of hard to take potshots at traditional names in a world post-Bronx Mowgli, but still. "Max Sheen" sounds like something written on the front of a bottle of Mop n Glo and "Bob the Baby" sounds like something you'd do at Britney Spears's Halloween party circa 2006.
