Celine Dion Baking up Second Batch of Old-dude Sperm

We love the children of celebrities. Not in a creepy way, nor in a “We love all of God’s little innocent angels” way either, because, quite frankly, we think most kids are assholes. But we love the children of celebrities because of the possibilities we see. Madonna’s daughter Lourdes will obviously grow up to be a model then write a tell-all about her childhood, finally revealing that Madonna’s jealousy drove her to slather Lourdes with Rogaine every night so that Mommy could forever remain the hot one in the family. We also see the future lives of Elizabeth Hurley’s son Damien and Celine Dion’s son Rene-Charles intertwining, perhaps in a super-gay Vegas act that combines Seigfried and Roy, the musical Rent, and the music of Paula Abdul. This fantasy, plus our love of saying Rene-Charles in a bad French-Canadian accent, make us slightly interested in the fact that Celine Dion may be popping out another little warped mind. Says the Montreal Gazette:

A report in Tuesday’s Journal de Montréal states that the 41-year-old superstar and her husband, René Angélil, 67, conceived with the help of a team of fertility doctors in New York. The couple’s first child, René-Charles, was born in January 2001. Angélil has three other children from two previous marriages.

We’re just assuming the child will be a boy, because it somehow feels inevitable that the tyke will be named after Daddy just like his big brother. We’re going with Rene-Etienne.