After all those grueling hours standing on red carpets and smiling, sorting through awards show gift bags to separate the $8000 items from the shitty $2500 items, and spending $500/week on aromatherapy for their shi tzus, celebrities find themselves in a state of Exhaustion that nothing but a trip to an exotic locale can cure. Celebrity beach month continues today, and after the jump, see some barely-legal Rihanna cheeks, some Keira Knightley skin stretched taut over skeleton and musculature, and Kate Moss defying everything we know about medical science and anatomy and proving that she is the only woman whose breasts got smaller after giving birth.
We've kind of run out of things to say about bikinis and would like nothing better than to eschew posting pictures of ladies in them in favor of a juicy story about Britney Spears eloping with, say, Dave Coulier. But it's a fairly slow and unfortunately Coulier-free day, and bikini shots appear to be a flourishing cottage industry in the gossip world, so "peep" "dis":
"Hi, it's me, R&B singing sensation Rihanna! Look at my rear! It is freshly eighteen and magnificent! No, seriously. Look at it."
Meanwhile, on another island, Keira Knightley makes us ponder deep philosophical questions. Like, "Can one still be considered 'scary skinny' of one is kinda ripped?"
Shortly after this picture was taken, a little boy exited the ocean, dried off with a beach towel, and hung it up to dry on Kate Moss's nipples before running off to build a sand castle.
Kate's ass, though, is a mystery that America's most respected scientists cannot unravel. And they tried. With protractors, even.
Yar! Plunder the booty of Rihanna here, Keira Knightley here, and Kate Moss here.
S.O.S. please someone save Rihanna, at MrSkin.com.
Stick around for naked Keira . . .
. . . and Kate.
