Celebrity Nude Scenes, Classified for Your Convenience

Media outlets are always putting out crap lists. Top 10 most liveable cities? Swill. Top 20 most charitable corporations? Vom. America’s most beautiful landmarks?  Bile, chum, and slurry. Thank Christ for Mr. Skin, who’s finally released a list we can all agree will unify this polarized, troubled nation: The Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time. The only list that matters! Now, when you’re in a bar and some rube claims that Malin Akerman’s topless scene in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle is sexier than Natalie Portman’s butt in Hotel Chevalier, you can just pull out this list, silently point to it, and clear your throat, and the dude will collapse into sobs of defeat because you can’t argue with the world’s foremost scholar on movie tits. It’s like trying to argue black holes with Stephen Hawking.

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