Last week, Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting a job by getting a lipful of glop that made her look like she had a couple of Oscar Meyer wieners stapled to her face. We’re not quite sure why Hollywood types think that a droopy, gloopy mouth is alluring, but by God, we’re going to point and laugh at it. After the cut, enjoy our celebration of the floppy gob with CelebNewsWire’s list of the Top 10 Fakest Celebrity Lips!
10. Lindsay Lohan
Yes, this looks like crap, but she’ll let it go back to normal someday. Hopefully. Lindsay’s flirted with fillers before. She’s also flirted with a parking meter before, but cocaine’s a hell of a drug, you know?
9. Jessica Simpson
Jessica had a brief dalliance with Restylane in 2006, but later said, “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. It went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!” Too bad she can’t say the same of her career. Oooh, burnnnn.
8. Brittany Murphy
Like Lilo and J-Simp before her, Brittany let her mouth go back to its natural proportions. But in early 2006, the only people who had comparably overhanging upper lips were the Simpsons.
7. Lara Flynn Boyle
That’s awesome that her last name is Boyle because those thingies look two festering boils just begging for you to lance them and release their pustulous bounty.
6. Melanie Griffith
It’s no secret that Revlon chose her as a spokesmodel because when it comes to selling lipstick, you can’t beat a huge canvas upon which to paint. That’s just, like, advertising 101.
5. Meg Ryan
She was America’s sweetheart. Now she’s America’s grouper. Not a bad deal.
4. Donatella Versace
Time has not been kind to Janice from the Muppets. Life on the road with the Electric Mayhem is a hard life. After Dr. Teeth succumbed to a meth habit and Zoot joined the Children of God cult, it was all downhill.
3. Nikki Cox
Yeah, we don’t even know what the hell is going on here.
2. Priscilla Presley
Perhaps she missed her late husband so much that she wanted her mouth to forever imitate his signature lip curl.
1. Lisa Rinna
Excuse me ma’am but there is a prolapsed butthole on your face. Let me get that for you.
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3 Comments
Well, there’s another 10 grand to go to the headshrinker to clear up my newest neurosis. Swear that man’s more a pusher than a healer.
Do these Celebs think this makes them look better? It really helps me make a decision on their judgement when they endorse a product.
Everybody want to enhance to improve their beauty.. it may be fake but looking good