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CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
Rihanna Won’t Suffer Pinky Dicks
We love it when celebrities are honest. Some famous lady talks about how she farted in her costar’s face when he was giving her a movie mouthjob? That’s cool. So we’re all for Rihanna telling everybody how much she wants a giant wang. Oh wait, that sounded wrong. She doesn’t want to BE a dude [...]
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Pretty Ladies in Their Skivvies
You might wonder why we’re bothering to yammer on about supermodels in their underwear when we’ve got actual naked supermodels to talk about, but you know what? Fuck it. We like the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show and we don’t care who knows it. Heidi Klum’s usually there, and she’s pretty and funny and we [...]
I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Pirelli: 2010 Naked Lady/Tire Calendar
Michelin uses a jolly character seemingly constructed of coiled feces, and Goodyear has a big fat blimp. Tire advertising sucks except for Pirelli, whose entire sales model is based on elitism and naked supermodels. Which makes perfect sense, because when we think of rubber spheres bolted to your vehicle, we think of snobbery and the [...]
Scratch and Sniff
It’s been two days since Megan Fox did anything and we’re getting the DTs. Luckily, a bunch of outtakes from her New York Times photo shoot leaked and look! She’s wearing a little ice skating uniform! Awww. It looks just like Ice Castles, if Lexie looked like a porn star instead of Lynn-Holly Johnson, and [...]
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Leighton Meester Demonstrates Twoface Abilities
That picture to your left there? That’s Leighton Meester when she’s allowed to do her own makeup. She looks like she’s about to dislocate her jaw so that she can wrap those clown lips completely around your head and slurp you up in one fluid swallow. But below we have a more pleasing representation. GQ [...]
Tagged Leighton Meester, magazines, underwear
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Keeley Hazell Saves Animals with Breasts
PETA is probably the most reviled group of capital letters outside of NAMBLA. They do stuff that makes the most hardcore of animal activists ashamed. And the worst thing they’ve ever done is create that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign because none of the women are actually naked in it! I [...]
The Jug Is Leaking
Last month, Amy Winehouse debuted her new breast implants by puffing out her shiny new chest and strutting around on the street like she was a male quail showing off her fine plumage to a hen. But it looks like even this improvement has literally blown up in her face because her fake boob is [...]
Mariah Carey Demands Kittens
We think Mariah Carey is the closest the world will ever come to a real Disney princess come to life. In fact, we’re kind of surprised that we don’t see her decked out in frilly pink gowns with skirts the diameter of dinner tables more often. But we’re not at all surprised that Mariah demanded [...]
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Godspeed, Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie was in court earlier this week, trying to get a restraining order against two paparazzi who chased her car. But she’s got bigger problems now. US Weekly reports:
Nicole Richie has checked herself into a Los Angeles hospital.
A rep for the star tells Usmagazine.com, “Nicole has checked into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated [...]
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