Cate Blanchett Showsitt

If you are someone who frequents these pages, you're surely familiar with our assertion that the only two celebrities beyond the scope of our mocking are Mandy Moore and Cate Blanchett. And Mandy's not even bulletproof–she actually let Zach Braff put his liver lips all over her person, and if that's not grounds for derision, what is? Cate, on the other hand, lives a private civilized existence with her playwright spouse and her regal face and her charming voice. We suspect orphans and woodland creatures flock to her, just to be near her warm and benevolent presence. So it's with much glee that we learn of new nudes from Cate in the upcoming movie The Golden Age:

In the sequel to Elizabeth, the actress reprises her Oscar-nominated role as the 16th century monarch, and at some point in the film she is completely nude — although not full-frontal — according to British journalists who got a sneak peek of footage from the film.

So the critics just got a tiny peek, and contained in said peek was naked flesh? Logically, that means that there could be more naked flesh in the rest of the movie. In fact, we're just gonna go out on a limb and say that Cate is naked throughout the entire film. And that they're going to change the name to The Golden Age of Cate Blanchett, Who Is Naked Throughout This Entire Film. And then she will win every Oscar including Best Costume and Best Original Score and Best Animated Short Film. And Best Supporting Actor.

Cate the Great is naked already at MrSkin.com.