Cate Blanchett Fools Us with Stunt Butt

That Cate Blanchett, she's such a trickster. She's all like, "Hey guys, look at my butt. Isn't it fabulous. I make a damn sexy queen, right? Look at my ass!" Then the next minute she starts laughing in your face, saying, "Haha, loser, that's not my bum. It's that girl's over there. I sure fooled you, didn't I? I am so clever." And while we adore Cate and think she's lovely and appreciate her cleverness, we do not like being tricked. Especially by nudity. It's just mean. Page Six says:

CATE Blanchett is shy about baring her butt on-screen. For the second time in her career, the Oscar winner is using a derriere double in her upcoming film, "Elizabeth: The Golden Age." She tells London's Daily Mail: "It's not my bottom. It's someone else's. . . . It looks very nice, but it doesn't belong to me. Only my husband sees my bum." She previously used a double for her rear end in "Little Fish." But Blanchett is less uptight about her chest. There was a "very brief shot of a left breast while making love" in "Elizabeth," according to mrskin.com.

Way to turn it around, there, Page Six. Here we are being upset with Cate Blanchett for her tushy tease and you start talking about our internet boyfriend Mr. Skin and we swoon. Maybe you're the clever one, Page Six.