First Kate Moss got fired from several lucrative ad gigs after getting caught doing the naughty salt, now Carmen Electra's contract with Max Factor is in jeopardy after she mounted a Sybian machine on Howard Stern's radio show. So if you're a model representing makeup, you can't blow coke or rub your genitals on a piece of hardware intimately acquainted with Jenna Jameson? Cosmetic companies are fascists.
Apparently, when one signs a contract to become the face of a brand, one is issued a list of "rules". And apparently, not straddling an expensive black machine designed for stimulating the female sex organs to a sexual climax is on the list. Who the F knew? In light of Carmen's actions on Stern's show, the fat cats over at Max Factor angrily threw down their pancake foundation and 2000 Calorie mascara and are in the process of reviewing her contract and considering dropping her from the campaign. In one of the greatest statements/excuses we have ever read in our entire lives, Carmen explained, "I didn't do anything vulgar. It was a chair, I sat on a vibrating chair." TouchÈ. Like, what else can you say? Previously, after humping the dirty device, Carmen told Stern:
"It feels great. I have to get one for the house. It's awesome. This is the best thing I have ever felt in my life. I felt like I was going to take off."
She and hubby Dave Navarro have been rumored to be on th verge of a split for quite a while. We're fairly sure that Carmen's assertion that a vibrating pommel horse is more satisfying than her husband's penis isn't going to help matters much.
Thrill to naked Carmen at MrSkin.com.
