We always thought Carmen Electra had about as many thoughts floating around in her vacant little head as Britney Spears or Victoria Beckham. But it turns out the cogs are churning constantly. It’s just that the only thing she’s mulling over is, “Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.” Must be exhausting.
Our least favorite pseudo-celebrity other than Kimberly Stewart told Loaded magazine, “I once said I think about it every six seconds. So, America thinks I’m sex-crazed. It’s more like eight seconds.” See, America, that’s not much at all. That’s approximately an extra fifteen seconds out of every minute that Carmen has to contemplate the effects of global warming on our ecosystem or the reunification of the two Koreas. Although we’re guessing that Carmen’s eight-second cycles are more likely filled with one second of sex thoughts and seven seconds of “durrrrrrrrrr.” And when you realize that at least a portion of her sexual contemplations are about this tool,
her head seems like the scariest place since Elm Street.
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