Congratulations to Carmen Electra, who found a job! The economy is in the toilet, and even celebrities are struggling to make a buck. Carmen is performing in a burlesque show (hi, 2003) called The Crazy Horse Paris, which is not in Paris, but in Las Vegas. But the naked boobs, bobbed wigs, and spangly silver beading tell another tale. A tale of a wide-eyed, curly-maned urchin lost in the city of sin, working her way up from eating Doggy Chow and giving lapdances at the Cheetah to wearing Ver-says and winning the starring role in Goddess! Nomi Malone, Cristal Connors, eat your hearts out.
The boobs are after the cut.
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I'm surprised she's getting topless. I always thought burlesque shows were for men who were afraid they might get pregnant from a lap dance.
Burlesque shows are for gay men and overweight ladies.
You sure this isn't autobiographical?
I'm not familiar with that term.