We don't usually get to see late-night talk shows because our mom enforces a strict nine o'clock bedtime, but lucky for us some of our more mature gossip blog brethren have stayed up for the past couple of nights listening to Jay Leno pander to fat Midwestern women and Conan O'Brien joke about how dorky and unpopular he is while thousands of viewers hang on his every word. If they hadn't, we wouldn't know about Paget Brewster considering a Playboy spread or have seen Carmen Electra demonstrating spread-eagle circus moves on a couch. (OK, that last one was bound to happen somewhere eventually.)
Our friends over at Egotastic! put in some time in front of Conan and perked up when they heard guest Paget Brewster ask the host whether or not she should pose for Playboy.
She was saying that normally she wouldn't do that kind of thing, ie: take her clothes off in front of a camera, but she said she might pose for playboy since they have the best photo re-touchers. Also, if she were to pose nude, she said she would want to do it before it all "goes south," as she put it.
We've seen Paget's nude scenes on her current television series, Huff, and as they were likely the work of a dreaded body double, we are very excited by this news. Not that we really believe it will ever happen; we're not stupid (OK, we're not naive, how's that?). Paget's probably just taking a page out of the Jennifer Love Hewitt playbook: Any actress who does not resemble Vin Diesel in drag can gain instant publicity and erection attention from internet geeks if she talks about possibly posing nude, even if she has no intentions of ever doing so. Damn that JLH and her PR mastermind!
And Carmen Electra was talking about sex? On national television? My word! She is reportedly installing an aerial circus hoop in her home–you know, for dirty sex. She said,
"You can pull yourself up on it and it spins. You can do all these sexy moves. I take a class. It's a circus school. I'm getting one for the house."
And then–because it was easier than thinking of a completely new sentence with nouns and verbs and shit–she demonstrated her circus skills.
Head over to Hollywood Rag to see more pics of Rob Schneider closer to a vagina than he's been since he exited the birthing canal.
The body double who sort of looks like Paget gives you a show at MrSkin.com.
And the real Carmen has more circus tricks, also at MrSkin.com.
