It’s a classic case of boy meets girl, boy writes girl a love poem, girl sexts a picture of her huge tits to boy. It’s like Catherine and Heathcliff all over again. Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s love is going strong–according to Katy’s shirt, it’s the real shit, shit that makes you feel shit. The couple appeared yesterday in Los Angeles and Russell apparently made Katy pump the gas so as not to soil his 2007 tight jeans, but aside from that, these two look good together. It’s strange, because on their own, we find each of them intolerable, but together, we are breathing a sigh of relief, like, “Ah, yes. They’ve finally found each other.” Like the end of Sleepless in Seattle or the day we discovered purple drank.
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I thought she was the beard,my mistake.