Penelope Cruz is pissed that you're trying to look at her boobs.
Oh, wait, that's notoriously boob-averse Cameron Diaz. Topless. And mad that people are looking at her. Hey, Cammy, if you want us to stop looking at you, why don't you try putting some clothes on and looking a little more like Fergie? That would do the trick.
Cammy was being a little loose with the melons during a photo shoot in Majorca. One onlooker told News of the World, "Almost every time Cameron changed her clothes we got a flash of boob." What's that you say? You want to see that boob? We're nothing if not helpful, so here ya go:
Be careful while you're studying and memorizing that there picture, though. Cause we've heard that Cameron has a highly developed sixth sense that alerts her whenever anyone anywhere is looking at her naked form without her permission. We also heard that she's been practicing her high kicks and bought some really pointy shoes. So we'd be looking over our shoulder if we were you, buddy.
See more of Cam's photo shoot at Egotastic!
If you want to tempt fate a little more, see Cammy D naked at MrSkin.com.
