Is Maria Sharapova Lying Sharap-unda Camilla Belle?

If you are a famous lady in Los Angeles, and you have a female friend, the two of you are either "frenemies" or you are "lesbians". That is the way of the Hollywood. Or, rather, that is the way of all of you fat dude sweating behind your computers, feverishly imagining Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fighting with pool noodles or Oprah and Gayle King 69ing. The latest pair of BFFs rumored to be snatch snackers: actress Camilla Belle and tennis player Maria Sharapova. The pair recently attended a fashion show together--according to Fatback Media:

Also in attendance were Camilla Belle and Maria Sharapova, who talked tennis and clothes. “This is my first couture show,” enthused Sharapova, while Belle raved about recently attending the Wimbledon tennis tournament in London.

We can only imagine that their furious girl-girl coupling looks a bit like Maria's Canon commercial, with Maria wielding a camera and snapping away as Camilla nakedly croons, "Ohhh, not again, Maria Sharapova!" And then Maria will groom Camilla with a furminator and give her some heartworm medication. Rooowwwr! BeHAVE!