Recent studies show that the average CelebNewsWire reader is male, age 40-48, and a virgin. So in the interest in capturing the desirable tween demographic: LET'S TALK TWILIGHT, PEOPLE. R U Team Edward or R U Team Jacob? How about TEAM JONAS! OMFG! LOL! Joe Jonas's well-browed concubine, actress Camilla Belle, was seen getting cozy with Twilight actor/shampoo scorner/igniter of prepubescent libidos Robert Pattinson. US Weekly says:
Camilla Belle and Twilight's Robert Pattinson were spotted lunching together Sunday at Three Square Bakery in Venice, Calif. Pattinson was even spotted opening and closing Belle's car door.
Despite the afternoon date, a source tells Us that Belle (who recently attended the L.A. premiere of Twilight) and Jonas have not split.
We didn't think it was possible to slide any further into chastity than dating a Jonas brother. Not only do they wear purity rings, they haven't yet sprouted stache whisker nor pube. But Edward Cullen! Poor Jonas. Your purity rings are useless against the lure of a 100-year-old virgin who would sooner stick an incisor into your jugular than a penis into your vagina.
