The only thing Cameron Diaz hates more than the paparazzi is a guy with a saggy nutbag. Maybe that's why she prefers boffing with clothes on?
We can't help but think these two tidbits are related. First up:
Miss Diaz confesses that she likes making whoopee with clothes on, saying, "I love clothes on, passionate sex. I find that more erotic than being naked." The funny thing is that she doesn't mention who's keeping the clothes on. Is she, is Timberlake, or are they both? Do they don full eveningwear in the bedroom, all bustles and whalebone corsets and dapper monocles, and fornicate through small perforations they've cut in their crotchial areas? Even if they don't, we're going to pretend they do. Just because everyone gets boners for monocles. They're the thongs of 2005. Catch the fever!
Next, Cammy waxes gravitational in regards to scrota, saying that dames should not feel bad when their parts start to hang, because men have it just as bad. "It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too." It's entertaining enough that Cameron has posed the age old question–do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? etc.–but she seems rather, shall we say, knowledgeable on the subject? Peculiarly knowledgable, even. If you're wondering if we are insinuating that Cameron Diaz has had sexual intercourse with an octogenarian, well, we are.
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