It's been one heck of a depressing week in the land of celebrity flesh. Nary a hint of pubes nor a whisper of areola to be seen. The closest we've come to actual nudity has been 1.83 inches of crack provided by Michelle Trachtenberg. But while bemoaning the state of our week, we realized that we've most likely been neglecting a large portion of the population. You see, not everyone gets all frothy at the hole for nip slips and cheek flashes; we're sure there are plenty of people out there whose particular jollies come from thinking about/gazing upon a thin strip of mass-produced fabric bisecting the twin cheeks of the female buttocks. So, for those of you who love anus-scented textiles, Cameron Diaz's thong is after the cut.
Yeeeup. There it is. A thong. Cameron Diaz wears a thong. Tell your friends. Alert the media. She's whale-tailin' it. Yep. Um, we don't really have anything else to say about the matter.
There's more of Cameron available at MrSkin.com. We talkin' nekkid here.
