Do not deny Cameron Diaz her Jesus Goat, lest ye be labeled dick fiend. Lo, it is the law of the land. Take heed. Take heed. Today's tale of creative celebrity tantrumming comes courtesy of Digital Spy:
Cameron Diaz rowed with staff at an Abercrombie & Fitch store, say reports. The Charlie's Angels actress got angry when she was told that she couldn't purchase a specific T-shirt, which was the last of its kind in the shop.
According to the Daily Star, Diaz, 35, shrieked and stamped her feet in protest. When leaving, the actress allegedly called the staff "dick fiends".
The T-shirt apparently had the words "Jesus Goat" printed on the front.
"Dick fiends" is a good one! Were Cammy D ever to find herself out of the acting game, she could easily start her own company making up inventive new cussing for those who have depleted their swear cache. Her best clients could be Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, and Alec Baldwin would employ her to come over and whisper "Smegma nugget . . . rat clit . . . um . . . cooter tooter" whenever he called his daughter. Cam'll be the Cyrano de Bergerac of pottymouths!
See Cammy's naked mammy at MrSkin.com.
